New York Times Book Review: 

Can you share a Christmas memory with us? 

Brett Easton Ellis: 

I went to the very back of my parents’ closet. Under some clothes and boxes I saw a bag. Wrapped inside the bag were two G.I. Joe men and an Etch-A-Sketch. Next Christmas, I went to the same spot in the closet. Under some clothes was a bag, and inside the bag were three boxes. The first box had a note in my dad’s handwriting that read “Nothing Here” and so did the rest of the boxes…I’ve had difficulty trusting people since. 



Cat Fancy: 

Do you prefer living with female or male humans? 

A Cat: 

Well I was coming down off a ~2 hour catnip binge and I’d just laid down in a strip of sunlight on the bed. He came in holding a magazine with a female human on the cover. He laid down next to me. I thought of curling up on his ribs so I could fall asleep to the sound of his heartbeat, when he scooped me up and threw me on the floor. I looked back at him and watched him take something out of the nightstand. I stood there and blinked at him. He made a loud noise that freaked me out so I ran. That’s when I decided to become an artist. 


Butt Magazine: 

Have you ever been in a fight? 

Lance Armstrong: 

Greg went to sit down and I pulled the chair from under him. He fell and I laughed the loudest out of the whole class. He dislocated his hip and chipped a tooth. After school, Greg walked up to me on the basketball court. He punched me in the eye. I knelt, cried, and then ran home. My mother called the cops. I transferred to a different school district. Later, when I was in high school, Greg transferred to my school district. He told everyone how he punched me in the eye and I cried and my mom called the cops. I looked him up on Facebook recently and his tooth is still chipped.

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Timothy Willis Sanders

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